Saturday, August 6, 2011

So I skinny dipped last night.

I skinny dipped last night with Clay, Lillia, Alexis, Brandon, Domonique, and Imani and it was hella fun.

Then we got Tacos and went back to Brandon's house (with the exception of Lillia and Clay, who I'm sure went to her house and made sweet monkey love). We watched some more of The Wallflower.


And then an inebriated Alexis cleaned Brandon's house. o_O


And I found out she greatly enjoys being bitten. ;D


I also found out I am completely capable of having orgasms. I also found out that "orgasm" DJ gave me wasn't an orgasm. At all.

Then today Plato's Closet screwed me over. Attention, black people: Plato's Closet is officially racist in my eyes and officially pisses me off.

I had Domo take my clothes in there to sell, and they didn't buy a single one, giving the lame excuse of wanting school clothes. You obviously don't cater to public school kids, and half the shit I had in the bag could be considered "uniform" by MCS standards.


And then we popped Domo's Yogurt Mountain cherry! :D

Friday, August 5, 2011

Nobody's gonna rain on my parade.

OMG HOOTERS.

*drool*

So I went to Mister Hats yesterday with Brandon and have decided to dress up as a female Indiana Jones for Halloween. That place is a place of  magic.

Then I went to Hooter's to reapply for the job. And the Hooter's girls were dressed as schoolgirls and were washing a truck. I held my Jess juices in somehow. I was about to die of happiness. I could live at that place.

Today, I woke up to thunder and rain. I've been wishing for rain all week. And it happens on the day I'm supposed to go swimming. Figures.

But I am still going to hang out today and if swimming doesn't happen I have a feeling we'll all do something fun. ^_^

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Sprinklers.

Brandon and I found the most glorious sprinklers ever. They are in Cordova. They are secret. And they are amazing.


Tomorrow, I'm going to reapply at Hooter's and finally try their wings. I've never actually eaten there before.


Oh, and fellas, a word of advice. Don't try to break two people up. Unless you're actually serious about the person you want, don't do it. And even then, don't do it. If you two are meant to be together, it'll happen. However, when you're talking her/him out of a relationship, and at the same time, talking to and flirting with tons of other girls at the same time, that is an asshole move. And you are a dick.

And DJ, if you're reading this, don't. This blog is postedf or my friends, and since you don't want to be one of them, you can butt the fuck out, sir. And this blog does not pertain to you. I post about things that actually affect my life here, so don't get pissy because I'm "slandering your name."

That about sums up my life recently. Oh, I am off my anti-depressants two months now. Life is good. :)