So I'm sitting here listening to techno music before I get ready to go to the MOOGLE June Meeting at Garabaldi's. Wearing rainbow-colord zebra striped shorts and a Pikachu t-shirt. And nooo panties. Just sayin'.
So I went to Spectrum last night with Drew Upton, Kalissa Ervin, Amber Norris, and Bradford Hill. Saw a glorious drag show (I was more impressed than I usually am) and ended up topless (as per usual). But it was Kalissa and Brad's first time clubbing. Bradford didn't seem to enjoy himself, due to personal problems with his girlfriend and dislike of some of the music.
Man, last night was the night for creepers and douchers apparently. Cause this guy was totally creepin' up on me, Drew, and Kalissa. While Drew and Kalissa were on the pole dancing and stuff, this guy in a University of Tennessee shirt came up to us and was like,"What's your name?" - "Jess?" - "Who're they" - "My boyfriend and girlfriend." - "So...you three are like...a thing? All three of you?" - "Yes." He points to Kalissa and is like, "Mind if I get up on that?" Haha, I was like, "Errr....." Drew and I had to go protective and get away because UT guy was like, "Can I get up in this? Wanna add a fourth to your circle?" We made our escape and hung out in the lounge.
Then Kalissa and I are dancin near Amber and this bald guy comes up and is hitting on us and we deflect his attentions so he goes all asshole and says, "Fine, be that way. Your loss, my gain," and saunters away, trying to be all swaggerific and stuff. Which of course...he was not. We all three just looked at each other and laughed. But still.
And later, we're dancing and this Mexican guy is creepin' up on us, watching the three of us from the stage and whatnot, and Kalissa was weirded out. Then this supah old lesbian was lookin' at us (and apparently at some point was puttin' the moves on Amber) and creepin'. And Mexican dude came up behind me when we got onstage, and he started dancing up against me. Boner just kinda poking all up on me. Kinda awkward so I told him to go away, because the three of us were gonna dance together for the next song instead of with anyone else. Got rid of him rather successfully, lol.
We left early. (It was super hot in there tonight, hotter than usual, despite there being less people than usual due to Electrocity also happening that night, as well as some event at Minglewood Hall.) And had epic car conversations on the way home. It has been decided that next week, Drew is wearing my fairy wings to the club and Kalissa is raiding my closet. o_O
And whips and sexy time at Anime Blues Con is now inevitable.
But the moral of the story is....creeprs be creepin'. Good night, and good luck.
I'm so happy you got Kalissa out in this!!! I will PROBABLY join you next Saturday. It sounds like it is going to be a great time. Ha.
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Me too! She actually asked today if you were going to join us next time! This time, Drew's gonna wear my fairy wings. :D
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