So it has been decided.

I am basically going to demand everything I bought for DJ back. He has decided to continue to be an asshole. And since he's not really worth the money I spent on everything anyway (because let's face it, all I was good for to him was gifts and blowjobs, as other girls are). I don't think I want anything back from his mother or Desirie. They actually seemed to generally like and care for me and seemed appreciative of the things I got them. I don't think I want to continue contact with them; I don't even know if they'll want to. He'll probably turn them against me, as he did his ex girlfriend anyway. But I decided to make a list. I know. Bitchy. But you also don't know the extent of horribleness to which he has treated me. I apparently cause drama and could not get it through my head that we were never going to be together (I think doing stuff with girls right in front of me to intentionally hurt me in the first place kind of got it drilled into my head, thank you very much). And part of the reason he thinks this is because some girl told him I talked about his and mine relationship. First off, we never had a relationship, you made that very clear. Second, why would I tell all of this shit to a girl I don't even fucking know? Are you seriously that dim, or at this point just believing what you want to believe to deter from your life being in the least difficult? Which it's going to be anyway, as you will end up losing a lot of people from your life if you continue to live like this.

Anyway. I bought him a hell of a lot of shit. He thinks I just did it so he would be in a relationship with me. I don't know what the hell kind of relationship he thinks I'm looking for, but one based on money is not it. I bought him those things simply because I liked making him happy. The look that he would get on his face when he got something new was...very overwhelming, to say the least. The list is as follows (yes, I spent - er, wasted -  about 4,000+ on him; and no, it wasn't worth it, as I just always ended up getting fucked over):

1 strawberry scented dildo
1 masturbation toy (if you ever found it. if not, i don't care)
1 pair of Skullcandy headphones
1 Bob Marley Rubiks Cube
1 Anniversary Edition wooden Rubiks Cube
1 4x4 Rubiks cube
1 container of Watermelon flavored nipple arousal gel
1 pair of Pac Man boxers
1 Sonic the Hedgehog wallet
1 Camera ($200 wasted right there)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blu-Ray
Zombieland DVD
1 Sonic the Hedgehog bobblehead
1 Sonic the Hedgehog T-shirt
1 Bob Marley T-shirt
1 Rocky Horror Picture Show t-shirt
1 Mountain Dew T-shirt
1 Rubiks Cube t-shirt
1 pair of jeans (with the sparkles and stuff? yeah, when I bought them, I said I was getting them for a gay friend to avoid embarassment)
1 Galaga t-shirt
1 Mount and Do me t-shirt
1 "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway!" t-shirt
1 Pac-Man "Nom Nom Nom" t-shirt
1 Yoda pillow
3 bandanas
1 Johnny Depp poster
1 metal sign "Sexual Harassment will not be tolerated; It will however be graded"
3 bottles of Paul Mitchell hairspray
1 bottle of disinfectant spray used for sex toys
1 "It's all fun and games until someone loses a nut" t-shirt
1 cross necklace made of nails
1 "Friends Forever" lanyard
1 Sonic the Hedgehog lanyard
1 tiny Sonic the Hedgehog figurine
2 Fedoras
1 Marvin the Martian hat
1 Mario "Choose Wisely" red t-shirt
Phantom of the Opera DVD
1 deck of Ouran High School Host Club playing cards
1 hat from Hippie Geek (with the peace signs and the secret weed compartment, lol)
1 necklace - smiley faced piece of poop

Now, if I left off anything (as I know I did, because at the moment, not everything comes to mind) please be mature about it and don't refrain from giving any of it back to me. And just so you know, if you can actually be mature enough to remain friends and not be immature as you're being, I'm not going to be so adamant about getting this stuff back so quickly (if at all). But since you've decided to be immature and prove to me that you don't appreciate anything I've done and bought for you (which was done out of love, not bribes for you to be with me) I see no point in you actually getting to keep any of this. Everybody I've spoken to (not just my friends, but people you were friends with before I was) agree with me that you're undeserving and a horrible friend. They don't see why I continue to waste time an thoughts on you, but I'd like to salvage something of what was once a very strong friendship.