Just a cliche blog about a celebrity being stupid.

Bristol Palin.

We know her. We don't love her (and if you do, get the fuck off my blog). She is the daughter of Sarah Palin, the woman who ran alongside John McCain in the 2008 presidential race. Now, I used to actually have a little respect for Bristol, as she had her baby and seemed unashamed of it. She was also always with Levi Johnston, like, "Yeah. I have a baby. And I'm still with the baby daddy. So what?" I always thought, "You go, girl. You show those conservative pricks it's not a bad thing to have a baby out of wedlock."

Now, she's just lost all respect she had of mine to begin with. First, she got engaged to Levi, which is fine, people are getting married super young nowadays. You go on, and do your own thing. But then when it didn't work out between them, she seems to be doing everything in her power to make him seem like a bad guy, while at the same time making herself seem like an innocent conservative princess.

She recently made an appearance on Good Morning America, in which she told them about when she lost her virginity - at the age of 15 - and how it was "stolen" from her.

She quickly insisted that Levi didn't rape her or anything, it just felt like her virginity was stolen from her.

Oh, and the best part? She said she was drunk off of wine coolers. (To all my fellow gleeks, you should know - of course - that is how character Quinn Fabray lost her virginity and subsequently got pregnant in Season One.) The popularity of Glee and the wide knowledge of the storyline mak me doubt Bristol's story.

Basically, nothing was "stolen" from you, Bristol. You were 15 years old. You knew what you were doing, drunk off wine coolers or not. Plus, wine coolers at 15? Illegal much? It's not like you didn't know what drinking with your boyfriend could lead to, anyway, especially considering at that age, your hormones are constantly yelling at you to have sex.

Plus, you're making it seem like you did something wrong. You had sex with your boyfriend. There's nothing wrong with that. What is wrong with it is trying to take blame off yourself. You aren't making yourself seem naive, or taken advantage of. At this point you've just made yourself seem stupid.


So yes. I ranted about a celebrity (it's so sad that Bristol Palin is now considered a celebrity...). Have I hit a new low in my life? Fuck this, I'm going to go watch Jeopardy! now.